You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Petty? No. Precise.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Nobody asked. Still right.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Okay, and?

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.