My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

My middle name is "unbothered".

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

My patience has left the chat.

Nobody asked. Still right.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.