Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Nice try, but no.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

My patience has left the chat.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

They said be nice. I said be real.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Petty? No. Precise.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

I don't do drama. I watch it.