Nobody asked. Still right.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Plot twist: I don't care.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

My patience has left the chat.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Read the room? I am the room.