Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

I love how you think you matter here.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Nice try, but no.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.