I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Throwing shade? No, just blocking the sun for you.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Petty? No. Precise.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Unbothered is my cardio.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

My patience has left the chat.