Me and my overthinking are best friends.

Currently accepting applications for someone to do my laundry.

My texting speed is fast, my reply speed is not.

Keep calm and pretend you know what you're doing.

Stayed up late for absolutely no reason. Again.

Professional snack taster, amateur everything else.

Social battery: 2%.

My to-do list has a to-do list.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really into this nap.

My spirit animal is a sloth on vacation.

Life update: I finally folded the laundry. Just kidding.

Remembered everything I forgot. At 2am. In bed.

Professional snack taster, amateur everything else.

Did I sleep 8 hours or 8 minutes? Unclear.

I have two moods: hungry and sleepy.

My phone is at 100% and I'm at 5%.

Dance like nobody's watching. They're not. They're on their phones.

Remembered everything I forgot. At 2am. In bed.

My phone is at 100% and I'm at 5%.

Me and my overthinking are best friends.

Some people have abs. I have snacks.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just loves me.

I'm a people person, as long as they bring food.

My love language is being left alone with snacks.

Life update: I finally folded the laundry. Just kidding.

Currently accepting applications for someone to do my laundry.

The couch and I have an understanding.

Just vibing until someone asks me to do something.

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.

My hair has a mind of its own, and it's not a nice one.