Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Your insult needs a software update.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Pressed much?

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Anyway...

Big words, small facts.