Pressed much?

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

I've been insulted by better people.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Big words, small facts.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

I've read menus with more personality.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

That insult had a loading screen.

Your insult needs a software update.