Big words, small facts.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.