I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

That was your best shot? Oof.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

I've been insulted by better people.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

That's cute. Do another one.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.