That was your best shot? Oof.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Pressed much?

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Your insult needs a software update.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.