I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Your insult needs a software update.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

My life, my rules, your problem.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

You seem nice. From a distance.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.