Sweetheart, I've got bigger fish to fry, and you're not even in the pond.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Big words, small facts.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.