Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I've been insulted by better people.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Big words, small facts.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.