Your insult needs a software update.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

I've been insulted by better people.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.