Thanks for the reminder that confidence and accuracy are different things.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

That was your best shot? Oof.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Is that your final draft?

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.