Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Anyway...

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

I've read menus with more personality.

Big words, small facts.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.