Tell your insult it can leave now.

My life, my rules, your problem.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

You seem nice. From a distance.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Try again when you have a real argument.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.