Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Big words, small facts.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Try again when you have a real argument.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

That was your best shot? Oof.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

That insult had a loading screen.