Your hate is just my engagement.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

My life, my rules, your problem.

Your insult needs a software update.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

Is that your final draft?

Try again when you have a real argument.

Pressed much?