You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Big words, small facts.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

That's cute. Do another one.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.