Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

I've read menus with more personality.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Your insult needs a software update.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.