I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Next time, bring a better line.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

You tried. The internet noticed.