I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Big words, small facts.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?