That's cute. Do another one.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.