You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

That's cute. Do another one.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Is that your final draft?

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

Next time, bring a better line.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.