Is that your final draft?

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Tell your insult it can leave now.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

That was your best shot? Oof.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Hot take? More like room temperature.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.