My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

That insult had a loading screen.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Your insult needs a software update.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

You're the reason the mute button exists.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.