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I have lots of energy. Just not for you.
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This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
Home / Sarcastic & Savage Captions
This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.
My silence is just me being polite.
If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.
Not bossy. Just correct.
Read the room? I am the room.
Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.
Your drama doesn't match my outfit.
I'm allergic to nonsense.
You're a limited edition... of annoying.
My patience has left the chat.
They said be nice. I said be real.
I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.
I have a black belt in eye rolling.
Oh, you have opinions? Cute.
My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.