Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

I love how you think you matter here.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Petty level: expert.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Polite on the outside, savage in the notes app.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Not bossy. Just correct.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Petty? No. Precise.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.