Your approval? I've never needed it.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

I love how you think you matter here.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

I came, I saw, I judged.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.