Say it again, but with facts this time.
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Confident, unbothered and fully booked.
PFP of the year.
Baddie by nature.
That insult had a loading screen.
Tattoos are stories you wear.
Oh, you have opinions? Cute.
Profile picture approved by the group chat.
They can't handle this glow.
Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.
Permanent reminder.
Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.
Stay pretty, stay petty.
I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.
Out of 200 photos, this one won.
Ink therapy.
I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.
Outfit hits, attitude fits.
Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.
Fresh face on the feed.
Keep watching. I'll keep winning.
Addicted to ink.
Serving looks and minding my business.
I'm the main character. You're a comment.
Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.