If laziness were a sport, I still wouldn't compete.

I tried to be productive but the couch won.

I put on my "doing nothing" outfit today.

Warning: may start talking about snacks at any moment.

Every day I wake up and choose snacks.

Currently buffering. Try again later.

Currently buffering. Try again later.

My to-do list has a to-do list.

Out of office: mentally, emotionally, physically.

Me: saves money. Also me: sees a sale.

My goal this week: find my other sock.

Me and my overthinking are best friends.

Dance like nobody's watching. They're not. They're on their phones.

I'm a people person, as long as they bring food.

Calories? I prefer to call them flavour points.

I'm the reason the group chat has trust issues.