Me: saves money. Also me: sees a sale.
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Me: saves money. Also me: sees a sale.
My cooking is so good the smoke alarm cheers me on.
My cooking is so good the smoke alarm cheers me on.
If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about food.
My hair has a mind of its own, and it's not a nice one.
My hair has a mind of its own, and it's not a nice one.
The weekend went by faster than my paycheck.
Calories? I prefer to call them flavour points.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really into this nap.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really into this nap.
I put on my "doing nothing" outfit today.
I put on my "doing nothing" outfit today.
Professional snack taster, amateur everything else.
Professional snack taster, amateur everything else.
Currently buffering. Try again later.
Currently buffering. Try again later.
My goal this week: find my other sock.
My goal this week: find my other sock.
Stayed up late for absolutely no reason. Again.
My phone is at 100% and I'm at 5%.
My phone is at 100% and I'm at 5%.
I'm a people person, as long as they bring food.
I'm a people person, as long as they bring food.