I'm the reason the group chat has trust issues.
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This is how it looks under your photo. Copy it, post it, enjoy the likes.
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See allI have two moods: hungry and sleepy.
I'm fine. My search history says otherwise.
My love language is being left alone with snacks.
My favourite workout is running out of patience.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really into this nap.
Professional snack taster, amateur everything else.
Stayed up late for absolutely no reason. Again.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really into this nap.
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
Me and my overthinking are best friends.
Keep calm and pretend you know what you're doing.
My cooking is so good the smoke alarm cheers me on.
My love language is being left alone with snacks.
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
My goal this week: find my other sock.