Social battery: 2%.

The couch and I have an understanding.

If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about food.

Remembered everything I forgot. At 2am. In bed.

Mentally, I'm still in bed.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just loves me.

Water, check. Snacks, check. Motivation, not found.

Let me overthink this and get back to you.

Here for a good time, not a long time. Especially at meetings.

Keep calm and pretend you know what you're doing.

If you need me, I'm in my blanket fort.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm prioritising naps.

My hair has a mind of its own, and it's not a nice one.

Mentally, I'm still in bed.

Every day I wake up and choose snacks.

Proud member of the "5 more minutes" club.