You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

You tried. The internet noticed.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

You seem nice. From a distance.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

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