I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

You seem nice. From a distance.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

I've read menus with more personality.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

You're the reason the mute button exists.