Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Pressed much?

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Bold of you to assume I asked.