Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Your hate is just my engagement.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

I've been insulted by better people.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.