Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

You tried. The internet noticed.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

That's cute. Do another one.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.