The audacity. The typos. The drama.

That insult had a loading screen.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

I've been insulted by better people.

Big words, small facts.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.