I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Your hate is just my engagement.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

That insult had a loading screen.