You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

You tried. The internet noticed.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Big words, small facts.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

That's cute. Do another one.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.