You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Your insult needs a software update.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

Anyway...

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

That insult had a loading screen.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Pressed much?

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.