You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Your hate is just my engagement.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

Pressed much?

Is that your final draft?