Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Shade is my favourite colour.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Plot twist: I don't care.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Read the room? I am the room.