Currently buffering. Try again later.

My favourite workout is running out of patience.

I tried to be productive but the couch won.

I'm fine. My search history says otherwise.

Proud member of the "5 more minutes" club.

I followed a recipe once. Never again.

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.

Currently accepting applications for someone to do my laundry.

Here for a good time, not a long time. Especially at meetings.

Me: saves money. Also me: sees a sale.

Water, check. Snacks, check. Motivation, not found.

My cooking is so good the smoke alarm cheers me on.

Let me overthink this and get back to you.

Proud member of the "5 more minutes" club.

My hair has a mind of its own, and it's not a nice one.