Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

You tried. The internet noticed.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

I've read menus with more personality.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?